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- 10 and a Half Ways You Can Stop Pissing Me Off…
- 100% of the proceeds from the NEW BIT http://bit.ly/bABDjt will go to a delicious "Croissanwich" for my family. . . yeah. . . just "one"
- 15 Biggest Franchise Failures of 2009 http://bit.ly/Yj7RE HERE'S to you helping me right the "Go Figg'r" ship! http://bit.ly/2yFm1L Plz VOTE
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- "2000-2009 - From Double Zeroes to Troubled Heroes" http://bit.ly/6IukZH Keep "the Cause" going. . . VOTE "Go Figg'r!"
- 2010's 10 "Scariest" Celebrities & "Creepy" Songs : HOLLYWEEN EDITION
- 2nd Annual 10 “Scariest” Celebrities & “Creepy” Songs
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- 3 Reasons I'm not writing at the Break-neck pace of last year(1)I don't want a broken frickin' neck (2)I want people to catch up (3)I'm lazy
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- 4 resolutions this year. Be kind to others. Not offending anyone. Finding out why people became so "touchy". .and not kissing ANYONE'S ASS
- 4/20 is tomorrow. Wonderful. Why do stoners need a "Day"? That's like alcoholics saying "Lay off douchebag, it's payday!"
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- 6 Highly-Effective Humor Writing TIps: http://bit.ly/2kpWWO (a.k.a. How to Lose Friends & Alienate People) Happy Sunday Tweeps
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- 80′s Music. . . Alive and. . . Well?
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- 9 Days + New Zealand + Great Qantas offers from the US= Getting your life back + me getting paid + You make me happy= http://spn.tw/7XGf #ad
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- A “Vlog” by Any Other Name… Is a “Vlit”
- " A 'VLOG' by Any Other Name. . . is a 'VLIT' " http://bit.ly/bujZhe Please note - I have the charisma of a rock. . . Please like rocks
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- A Kid at "work" said, "Hey dude, Tomorrow's 4-20! I'm going to smoke a MONGO Bowl!" What WERE you doing BEFORE consulting your day planner?
- A Look at Easter. . .Yep, It’s Still There. . .
- A Special Thank You to all the New Readers of "my bit" http://bit.ly/beo7La . . well there's nothing really "special" about it. . .nevermind
- A Swing and a Miss? http://bit.ly/49fOYM A bit that reminds me why I got into "this". What the hell is THIS again?
- A Trip to Venice Beach (Retread)
- "A Vlog by Any Other Name. . .Is a Vlit" http://bit.ly/bujZhe NEW BIT & "My Hat in the Ring" of YouTube Newbies. . . towel to follow
- A couple weeks ago it was Mumbai. Now it's France. I've gone back to read some stuff. I don't remember either being in my focus group.
- A few things I find Scary and One in a Series of "bits" in the month of #HALLOWEEN http://bit.ly/3sBD9P #GoFiggrFriday Read.Vote.Enjoy
- A fly on Zucker's office wall is like one on the wall of a porta-pottie at a week long Rock Festival. Who's gonna' clean up this s**t?
- A look inside the mind of a child. A very big, troubled, yet gifted child (me) "The Fly-By Knights" http://bit.ly/dcMP4C What kids "deserve"
- A tip of the hat to #4 Aziz is bored http://bit.ly/SO1r7 I LOVE Parks and Rec. But if he is bored, what do you think I am? (besides #9)
- A-Rod.Doesn't that say it all. .really? Kate Hudson.That doesn't say it all. Shouldn't it be Kate (Don't you believe in long-term monogamy?)
- ADD? When U sit on the crapper,do U try to make "pictures" with patterns in the linoleum or in the wall's surface to stay "occupied"?
- ATTENTION: This is NOT SPAM, You May NOT Already Be A Winner, And I Don't Need You To Transfer Funds Through Bank of America! (Alms for the Poor)
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- About a year ago, I lost my dad. . . "The Treetopper" - Thanks, mom & dad http://bit.ly/4FRCsl - New Bit is done. Funny drops tonight. Peace
- About the Leno-Letterman thing. I called it when I saw it. . . It was a Win/Win. . .but I still think they were all BLOTTO DRUNK
- Actually Mr. @jaymohr37 doesn't know I exist either. Well. . . I think it's kind of like a gnat farting in his ear. But he's got BIG ears
- Ad: #TonysPizza http://bit.ly/5Q0y07 Crispy Crust Pizzas leave U better off as human being for merely looking at them. Eat one? Even Better
- Ad: Another cute kid w/an adult doing the voice over, but without that creepy animated mouth http://bit.ly/8rqXIN Save dough. Live the dream
- Ad: Tuesday 11/3 is #Election Day in #NYC. Vote for progress. Vote Bloomberg http://bit.ly/4FUOwT
- Ad: VOLVO "What Drives Edward" contest from Volvo - wnr receives 2 tix to the premier of "New Moon" in L.A. http://bit.ly/4f7Fu5
- Ad: http://bit.ly/71kzEN Warner Country Music artists produce the VIP Fan Experience? I just peed myself. . .You can too!
- Ad: http://bit.ly/7WDT81 BAM Racing GIVES you the chance to get your name on the #49 Sprint Cup race Car. Get Redneck Today! Yee Ha!
- Ad: http://bit.ly/8jXEkO Send your loved ones an e-card. Why? I hate the post office & "these" guys pay me. Merry Christmas
- Ad: http://spn.tw/8QeF CANADA asked ME for an OFFICIAL KRAFT Dinner Correspondent to travel CANADA-enter NOW (Yes, Canada asked ME) PLZ RT
- Ad: http://spn.tw/aaGL DROP DEAD DIVA series Season Premiere! Tonight 9/8c on Lifetime - if it was the Hallmark Channel, I'd say forget it
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