Nothing in Bakersfield surprises me anymore. . . But every once in a while a story comes along that makes me pause. . . shake my head. . . then go about my day, thanking the dude I call “God”, that I’m not even HALF as screwed up as most people. This story came along late yesterday, but I’m sure a lot of you have already heard about it.

I am left with more than a “few” questions. Some still think the boyfriend killed her. But I am among those that think she acted alone. . . Yes, “she” and “she alone” decided to get faced and cram her ass down her ex-boyfriend’s chimney. Apparently, “common sense” is not a prerequisite for Medical School. I don’t care HOW effed up I used to get, when I used to partake of the malted beverage, I would have NEVER tried to pull a stunt like that. . . I would have used a window.

I feel sorry for the family, but PUH-LEASE! This chick graduated with HONORS? She was in the chimney for 3 days, while her ex was overseas. . . Good thing, I guess, ‘cuz I could smell it from MY house. . . She was also pretty snockered from reports that came out today. . . I guess she learned HER lesson, huh?. . . Can you imagine when she “sobered up”?

“Well, I should have probably thought this out a little better. . . Oh CRAP, I forgot. . .  I still have a KEY! I’m such a fool. . . I wonder when he’s going to be home? We’re going to have such a big laugh about this! Gettin’ a little hot in here. . .”

At least she went out with some dignity. . .

‘Til Then. . . Go Figg’r!

Peace Out. . . Later

D A N

P.S. This “unfortunate incident” happened on a day when another “Doctor” landed a plane on Interstate 5. . . Don’t you think HE feels screwed!? It’s like Farrah dying the same day as Michael Jackson!