via Agilesands via Agilesands …By which, I mean they tolerate the men…loving “Football”……They don’t really tolerate football… …The fact is, I think there are a large number of women that would like to “ban” football (and most ‘sports’, excluding figure skating and maybe gymnastics – neither of which, do I ‘personally’ consider ‘SPORTS’ as much [...]
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The Tree-Topper
In Memory of Dad and Norm For those of you scoring at home. I took the job in Santa Monica today. However, unlike my usual shenanigans and zany wordplay, today I want to share something a little different. While I was returning from the LA area, my step-son was taken by ambulance to the hospital. [...]
Read MoreFor the Love of GOD,It’ Ain’t Called “Santa-mas”
(Warning: If I seem like I have a chip on my shoulder. . . I do) I suppose that the people that say, “Jesus is the Reason for the Season” and “all that” have already got their meat-hooks in you. . . Seeing how it’s just a couple days before Christmas and all. . . [...]
Read MoreSkating Through Life on THIN ICE
[Please note: The original title of this bit was "Skating Through Life on THIN ICE" - Chapter 1 (and other really cool titles for my autobiography). However, I was notified by some concerned readers (all 2 of them) that they were unable to share the "link" with others because the sheer length and "utter greatness" [...]
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. . . and while you’re at it, why don’t you “Go Fa La La La La Yourself!” So let me get this straight. . . We wait until the LAST WEEK , OF THE LAST MONTH, of the year to take a look back and realize that our year may not have gone “Quite [...]
Read MoreThe Proof is in “The Pudding”…
Please Not e: Things have changed dramatically, since I first “penned” this gem. However, I came across it while writing the upcoming NEW BIT and wanted to share it again. . . I wrote it during a period when I was cranking out new stuff and think it may have gotten overlooked. . . Either [...]
Read MoreHo! Ho! HO? or ‘Ho “No-No”?
Nothing in Bakersfield surprises me anymore. . . But every once in a while a story comes along that makes me pause. . . shake my head. . . then go about my day, thanking the dude I call “God”, that I’m not even HALF as screwed up as most people. This story came along [...]
Read MoreStrangelove to FeelGood. . .Is There a Doctor in the House?
I find myself at a very interesting age ( 40…and I was lying…it’s not that interesting ). By all accounts, I still“look” like a relatively young man. To look at me, you might even think I’m in my late 20′s. Unless, of course, you slowly creep up on me and get a better look. Then you can see the [...]
Read MoreHyperbolic Stare-oids Left Me a Little Teste
. . . I mean “testy”. . .Unless you are doing a “self-examination”. . . in which case, it might be true either way. Unless you’re a woman. If you ARE a woman. . . congratulations. . . on putting up with being one. That’s some kind of dedication. I couldn’t do it. Too much [...]
Read MoreDear Kevin Smith, Funny Doesn’t ALWAYS Start With an “F-U”. . . (Part 2)
. . . There is a difference between being “irreverent” and “irrelevant”. . . he seems to be flirting with “both”. ~ danof89 . . . Okay, where was I?. . . Oh, that’s right, knee-deep in “Ass-clowns”. . . Before I get “neck deep” into this thing, I probably need to point something out. [...]
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