Hey Guys. . . I’ve been busy over the past couple of weeks. I’ve been trying to get the New Site up and running. However, I wanted to take this opportunity to share a “rough” of the first few chapters of the Children’s Book (and Hopefully FILM) I have been working on, of late. . [...]
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Back in the “Dizzle fo’ Shizzle”
via Photobucket “Yeah…this is an old bit… but so’s yo’ mama!” ~danof89 From the pages of one of the most MEANINGFUL and WORTHWHILE Publications of ALL TIME, comes the definition of a phrase that transcends all pointless and redundant phrases to have come around since. . .” You SEE what I’m Saying?” The Phrase: “Back [...]
Read More censorship, crap, funny, hip hop, humor, Humor/Satire, music, old school, parental guidance, parents, rap, satire, smart assEverything’s a BIG Joke to You, Isn’t It?
. . .Um. . . What?. . . That really sounds more like a statement than a question. . . doesn’t it? I am frequently confronted with that statement/question and am rarely certain how the person would like me to respond to/answer it. . . Has there ever been a time in your life, when [...]
Read More bus driving, comedy, dan freeburg, danof89, funny, humor, satire, smart assKissing Your Butt Isn’t in My Immediate Plans
…I think there’s a pretty solid reason why I haven’t gotten as far in life as I’d hoped, at this stage in ‘the game’. I’m becoming even more aware of the reason with each passing day. Every job opportunity that has passed me by. Every promotion that I’ve seen given to someone else less [...]
Read More humor satire funny smart assL. Ron Hubbard: HOLLYWOOD’S RACIST NOSTRADUMBASS
To My Readers: I have been working on this “bit” for nearly a week. As I do from time to time around here, I thought I would talk about a “Hot Button” Issue. . . Racism. I also wanted to inject a little humor and introduce a subject that, to some of you, might be [...]
Read More funny, humor, Katie Holmes, L Ron Hubbard, racist, satire, scientology, tom cruise, xenuHow Many Fingers Am I Holding Up?
(Just another in a long and growing list of crap you should’ve read when I wasn’t so busy… Just a recap…Yes. I still drive a bus…No. Not as a School Bus Driver. Yes. I’m still a smart-ass. No. I don’t find people “enjoyable” as a “whole”…back soon…enjoy) I’ll give you a hint. . . One. . [...]
Read More animation, cartoons, childrens books, dan freeburg, danof89, disney, feature films, funny, humor, pixar, satire, smart ass, toy design, toysSuper Cali~Fragilistic~Extra Halitosis
. . . One could argue that it’s transferred, simply through osmosis, I’ve been searching high and low for the right prognosis, Now, I’ve settled on a term and found my diagnosis, . . . It’s SuperCaliFragilisticExtraHalitosis. . . (catchy, huh?. . . You have NO idea HOW catchy) . . . I should probably [...]
Read More california, Celebrity, comedy, danof89, entertainment, figger, funny, go, go figg'r, hollywood, parody, satireLittle Did I Know… Channeling Your “Inner Yoda”
via Yorapper “What’s Your Problem?“. . . . . .”You!”. . . No, No not you the reader. God forbid, I’d do anything to offend YOU! No, this is just a little mental and internal dialogue I have in my head when someone asks that open-ended question that BEGS, and most certainly, DESERVES a reply. [...]
Read More ashton kutcher, Celebrity, danof89, dr. drew, dr. phil, humor, kardashian, Matthew McConaughey, satireI’m Going to Judge the “HELL” Out of You!
. . . So who am “I” to judge you?. . . To be honest, I thought I’d “laid it out” for you pretty well. . . You really should’ve been paying more attention. Rather than repeat myself for the entire class, I’d like to meet with some of you after school for a “tutoring [...]
Read More funny, humor, if you take me seriously...you need more help than me, radicals, satire, smart assA Look at Easter. . .Yep, It’s Still There. . .
There was a recent “uproar” from the “Religious Right”, concerning the 3-dimensional rendering done by some artists made from the “Shroud of Turin”. There are a couple things I’d like to address concerning this “Uproar”. For “Christians”, who early on in their history, were routinely “Mauled to Death by Lions” in gladiator arenas. . . [...]
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