I could have just as easily called this effort, “Scooby Doobie Screwed”, but I didn’t want to perpetuate any negative stereotypes out there about what we “artists” use as inspiration for our work. I also didn’t want this entry to be confused with my other “Doobie” bit, as it is a different beast all together. [...]
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So, I’m 40…Wasn’t I Supposed To Have It “ALL FIGURED OUT” By Now?
It’s not about WHAT you know, it’s WHEN you know it. ~ danof89 . . . I could probably write “volumes” of books on what it’s like turning 40 in today’s young, aggressive, take-no-prisoners, show-no-mercy, dog-eat-dog, no-holds-barred, three-word-hyphenated world; but who’s got that kind of time at “my age”? Anyway, who’d read them? A bunch [...]
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So. . . What is LOVE? Let’s start with what LOVE isn’t, shall we? Then, by process of elimination, maybe you can figure it out. I think that any of you that have been following my “Journey”, know that I have a distinct adoration for “All Things 80′s”. Unfortunately, in my exuberance for keeping the [...]
Read More air supply, chicago, dating, funny, humor, love, marriage, peter cetera, satire, valentine, valentines dayFor the Love of GOD,It’ Ain’t Called “Santa-mas”
(Warning: If I seem like I have a chip on my shoulder. . . I do) I suppose that the people that say, “Jesus is the Reason for the Season” and “all that” have already got their meat-hooks in you. . . Seeing how it’s just a couple days before Christmas and all. . . [...]
Read MoreHo! Ho! HO? or ‘Ho “No-No”?
Nothing in Bakersfield surprises me anymore. . . But every once in a while a story comes along that makes me pause. . . shake my head. . . then go about my day, thanking the dude I call “God”, that I’m not even HALF as screwed up as most people. This story came along [...]
Read MoreStrangelove to FeelGood. . .Is There a Doctor in the House?
I find myself at a very interesting age ( 40…and I was lying…it’s not that interesting ). By all accounts, I still“look” like a relatively young man. To look at me, you might even think I’m in my late 20′s. Unless, of course, you slowly creep up on me and get a better look. Then you can see the [...]
Read More10 and a Half Ways You Can Stop Pissing Me Off…

People have an uncanny way of identifying something that bothers me, conspiring to find “creative ways” to make it 100 times even MORE annoying, then “treating” me to this behavior, on a regular basis, until I say “when”. . . WHEN! ~danof89 (Warning: This bit is LONG. . . so you may want to unplug the phone [...]
Read MoreThe Farm was Bought. . .and PAID FOR
“Why does God accidentally invent BAD STUFF?” …A question posed to me, innocently enough, about a week or so ago, by my 5 year old daughter. WHY?. . . Why did she ask me a question that on the surface seems so innocent and benign. Because my child is an ABSOLUTE FLIPPIN’ GENIUS! . . . [...]
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(an oldy. . . but an oldy. . . from September of last year. . . what?. . . I’ve been busy, not much has changed and this one is funny. . . so, I’ll be with you shortly with something BRAND spankin’ NEW . . . that okay with you sporto?) . . . [...]
Read MoreI’m NOT GAY… Not That There’s Anything Wrong with That
So?. . . So. . . As many of you already know, I am more than just an average “blogger” out there bouncing their little thoughts and observations off of people, hoping something might “stick”. I don’t just randomly come up with a topic and throw it out there hoping I’ll get a “bite”. I [...]
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